Ceara Lynch - Valley Girl

Your girlfriend had always been so intelligent and well spoken, but unfortunately she's a bit of a prude. You try to talk her into a little foot job but she immediately turns you down, explaining that good christian girls don't do that and to stop bringing it up. What a shame, but luckily you have a plan to turn things around in your favor. You pour her a drink containing a secret potion that will turn her into a total slut. She accepts it, takes a sip, and immediately it takes effect; transforming her from an articulate young professional to a ditzy valley girl. Her words are now littered with phrases like, "Like omg!" "Whatever!" as she rolls her eyes and giggles. She takes off her nerd glasses and skanks up her stuffy outfit. You seize your opportunity and ask her again about the foot job. She agrees, taking off her shoes and sticking her feet right in your face. She chats with you in a new shallow manner, then suggests you take her shopping to buy new shoes. Unfortunately, you make the mistake of telling her you're totally broke. Suddenly this ditzy, flirty airhead turns into stuck up bitch. She can't believe she's been wasting this much of her time with a penniless scrub. You try to change her back but its too late. She decides right then and there that she's leaving you and calls up someone with money to go hang out with. Ouch. Looks like your plan back fired. Sucks to be you.