shegodclaire - Marry My Feet

Let's face it, you have one true love. Or maybe it's two true loves, but either way you're madly in love with my feet. It's time to say your "I do's" and make it official. You don't need anything else. You just need to commit to loving and worshipping my feet in holy matrimony for the rest of your life. The rest of your life...cherishing my feet. Sounds like heaven, doesn't it?