Walhalla Street - I Was Happy And Excited, And The Thought

I have a couple of big condoms and I was very interested in how real they are big. And yet, they are big. My lungs ached, and I was ready to give up while I tried to pump air into them, but suddenly, unexpectedly, everything ended in a loud bang. I was happy and excited, and the thought "Why do I have only two condoms?" Came to my mind.