Goddess Kristie - Wendy Fucks Your ASS

The apocalypse has happened. The fast food franchise wars have destroyed earth and life as we know it. You're wandering through the woods searching for food scraps when a voice calls out to you. HEY! It says. The hairs on the back of your neck tingle and began to stand.. Who is out here? Yelling at you?? And then you see it-her. Wendy. The failed fast food mascot. What is she doing here?? Why is she chasing you? wHY DOES SHE WANT YOU TO SWALLOW HER SECRET SAUCE?? WHY DOES SHE SAY SHES GOING TO IMPREGNATE YOU??