Noel Knight - Friend Zone Pussy Slave

You and I have been friends for a long time now. All the while, you've had a secret crush on me. After all, I'm pretty, blonde and popular - what's not to love? You know you don't deserve me; you're just a nerdy nice guy. The day has finally come that can't stand it anymore and you're going to confess your feelings for me. You catch me just as I'm getting ready for a hot date and I can't stop gushing about the alpha male I'm meeting later on. When you timidly tell me about your adoration towards me, I laugh at you. But then, an idea strikes me; you've always been so selfless and giving. You always put me first - not like the assholes I usually date. Maybe I could find a use for you after all...