CearaLynch - Tasty Treat

A delicious snack stands before me; a tiny man. He looks so yummy I can't help myself. I just have to eat him. But before I pop him into my big wet mouth I want to make sure that he understands exactly what will happen to him; first I will pull him apart with my teeth. First his legs, then his arms and finally his head. He will cry in agony as I rip through his flesh and bone. I give him a nice view of the inside of my mouth where he will die, mix with my saliva and slide down my throat into my stomach. For the next several hours I will digest his tiny body. Stomach acid will burn up what is left of him slowly until he is nothing but waste. Then finally, at the end of the day, he will be squeezed out and flushed away like the insignificant piece of meat that he is.
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