Myf33tyourtreat - MFYT Says spend your checks wisely, on her

I'm going to be brutally honest here and say that you are absolutely pathetic, you have no idea how to spend your money, and who to spend it on.
The answer is obvious and her beautiful perfect face is looking right at you.
I think you know what's the next thing that I'm about to say...
I think that you should let me spend all of your paychecks whenever you get them.
I think that I should be able to spend every single penny of them how I please, and when I please! So come on Big Boy! Let your goddess Marie spend every last penny of that paycheck of yours!