Ceara Lynch - Ca$h Prince$$

You know what a hot girl like me needs? Lots and lots of money in my hand fanning my pretty face and fiery passion for taking everything you got! I can't help counting it in front of you, showing off what losers you all are for spending so much money on me. The smell of that paper only reminds me of the wasted desires of all the men who donate to my lavish Goddess lifestyle. Plus all those ugly men all over my money just makes me look so much hotter by comparison. Your only worth is buying my love. I mean just look how happy your financial devotion makes me. Pay Pigs around the world will be inspired to work more, slaving away at their shitty jobs, just to offer their entire paychecks to me. So show me lots and lots of LOVE on this special day (I'm even offering a special price)!