Bare Foot Confidential - Bree Olson

There's been a blindfolded study to prove that women around the world have different smelling feet, and it's due, mainly, to the foods in their diet. Kinda like with the guys. Men who eat lots of asparagus, can, for instance, knock a moosehead off the knotty pine walls of a Wisconsin hunting lodge whenever they jack off, such is the odor of their pee-pee residue. Works the same way with the ladies. Toes of Middle Eastern women smell like hummus. The cracks between a Greek broad's toes remind you of olives and falafel while licking the arches of a Jewish chick is very much like having a Motzah and ham sandwich. From what we gather, Bree Olson is a corn fed Mid-Western gal, so you can draw your own conclusions, though we've known a couple of rejectees from the Iowa school of Cheerleading that could give a cow pile a run for its money. However, we will assume that Bree's feet would be delightful under any set of circumstances.