Bare Foot Confidential - Sunrise Adams

Little is made of the fact that Sunrise Adams is a direct descendant of a couple of presidents of the United States. It's true, but you can't look it up because that part of our history has been redacted. More true is the fact that her famous ancestors campaigned and fought for the rights of women to go barefoot and take a big glistening semen-scented cock up the Swahili. Sadly, though, you'll never read that part in a history book, either, because that's also been redacted. So what do we have left? Some boring shit about Vietnam, World War II and Bernie Madoff. Frankly, a naked, barefoot, cock-taking Sunrise Adams is far more compelling.