Bare Foot Confidential - Simone

Simone is looking for a way to get out of her marriage while keeping her access to the family fortune her husband brought to the table with him. It's a conundrum wrapped in an enigma as far as Simone is concerned; she hasn't the faintest idea as to making her ball and chain disappear. As luck would have it, though, their weekend excursion to the family cabin up in the deep woods of Appalachia ended up providing the perfect idea for poor Simone. Her derp-tastic husband somehow managed to get himself bitten by a dangerously poisonous snake and Simone's mind raced. How could she work this to her advantage? Well, one thing that Simone knew to be more important than almost anything else to her husband was her feet. If she could just get that useless man to pay attention to her feet until he passed out...